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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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tyleroakley:
“ cdpdoodler:
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“ tadpoledancer:
“ a-dinosaurs-left-kneecap:
“ all-hail-mono-onion:
“ thyrell:
“ roseverdict:
“ warmwate-r:
“ bestviralposts:
“ INCREDIBLE PHOTO
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INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

warmwate-r

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Zoomed in and found this gem

roseverdict

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

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Hello there, observant person!

thyrell

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uh oh

all-hail-mono-onion

i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

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special protected fire hydrant

a-dinosaurs-left-kneecap

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Bucket

tadpoledancer

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Hello darkness my old friend

fuckyahumor

damnnnnn 

cdpdoodler

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enemy spotted

tyleroakley

i spent a solid 10 minutes zooming into the distance to find anything gay

and here they are, reblog for thriving queer energy

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Source: bestviralposts
avenuequed
holyfuckabear:
“ thebaconsandwichofregret:
“ asexual-not-asexual-detective:
“Am I the only one who thinks that hitting a kid and abuse are different things? Like, if I ever had a kid, I wouldn’t spank their ass raw or something like that. But a bop...
asexual-not-asexual-detective

Am I the only one who thinks that hitting a kid and abuse are different things? Like, if I ever had a kid, I wouldn’t spank their ass raw or something like that. But a bop on the mouth or the ear pull or a smack upside the head? Yea. Those are behavior modifiers.

thebaconsandwichofregret

Except they’re not.

The studies done by the trained psychologists in this joke show that little kids don’t associate being hit with the thing they’ve done wrong. Very small children only understand consequences that are directly caused by the thing they did. Steal a biscuit, biscuit tastes good. Then for no reason mummy hit me. Very different to stole a biscuit, now no biscuit after dinner because I stole a biscuit.

And they also show that when a child is old enough to understand why they are being hit that non-physical punishment is equally as effective and less mentally harmful in the long run.

Do you know who benefits the most from hitting as a punishment? The parent. It gives a satisfaction rush. Parents do it because it makes them feel good.

Basically kids have two stages: too young to understand why they are being hit so physical punishment is useless for anything other than teaching a child that bigger stronger people can hit you whenever they like (Which sounds like the same lesson you would learn from abuse)

And the second stage is old enough to be reasoned with so many punishment options are available and you chose physical violence because it makes *you* feel better, which is an abusive action.

The only time a person should ever use violence against another human being, of any age, is to stop that person from being violent themselves.

holyfuckabear

Hitting a stranger is a crime. Hitting someone small who relies on you for food, love, and shelter should be as well. Don’t hit your fucking kid.

Source: browsedankmemes
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loki-the-pan-icon

Peter & Shuri, wearing Santa hats, aggressively shaking maracas and slowly stalking towards their prey:

you better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

Y͠OU̸̢̡ ̢B̨Ȩ̛́T̨T̨͝E̛R̢ ̴Ẃ͟A̴̢͞T̷̷C͜͡H ̢O̷̸U̷̷͘Ţ̕

Y̸̵̛͢͞O̷̶͟͡U̸͠҉͠ ̨͘͟͏B̴̸̸͘E̴̛͡T̶̷́̕͜T̴̢̨͘Ę̴R̷̶̢ ̸̨̛̀Ẁ̴́̕͟A͘͢͞T̡҉̡Ç͞H̷̕̕͢ ͘͢Ò̧͘͜͟U̷͏T̴͏̢̛

Tony, falling off his bed: whAT THE FUCK—

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polarizeglow

only americans know the true pain of hearing this

angel-baez

Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its entirety. You’ve seen it so much you know every word, every piece of music, all the words and the exact entonation in which they say it

That’s hell. Having the Shirley temple little darling dvd collection commercial permanently ingrained in your brain.

misscokebottleglasses

it has been many years since i have seen this commercial, and i can recite it word for word. op, what have you done

Source: polarizeglow
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gudakko

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

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closetedguyy

are you going to make shoelaces as well

sansv0re

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

closetedguyy

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

transmedwaterdeer

Bad addition to an already bad post

closetedguyy

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

cryptictranz

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Weak

closetedguyy

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anyone want to shoot me

cryptictranz

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

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