my unhealthy obsession with matthew gray gubler and others
out of all of the red tour dates austin mahone is only opening for six of them. and my concert is the last one. how did i get sooo lucky? .___.
The most shocking facts I’ve learned about countries that aren’t Australia are:
i really wish i could date a famous person cause i would literally live for all the hate i would get, i would go on twitter just to read the hate while holding a glass of red wine in my other hand laughing
Ed Sheeran is even more perfect live. Holy shit. He also said that this was his favorite performance on this tour! Hashjselndjd
how to give a good handjob
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
*holds your hand until my hand gets sweaty than wipes it on my shirt and holds your hand again*
There once was an angel who held a man’s hand in hell and said ‘Come.’
Only to hold that same hand in purgatory and say, ‘Go.’
and his brother will roll his eyes and whisper ‘gay’
DONT YOU JUST HATE THE WRAPPED POPSICLES THAT COME IN A VARIETY PACK BECAUSE THERES NO LABEL SAYING WHICH IS THE RED SO YOU HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON THE WRAPPER TO SEE IF THE RED SHOWS THROUGH AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP GETTING A GRAPE OR ORANGE BECAUSE ITS HARD TO TELL AND YOUVE ALREADY OPENED IT SO YOU HAVE TO EAT IT JESUS CHRIST ITS 2012 GIVE US LABELED POPSICLES
DONT YOU JUST HATE THE WRAPPED POPSICLES THAT COME IN A VARIETY PACK BECAUSE THERES NO LABEL SAYING WHICH IS THE RED SO YOU HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON THE WRAPPER TO SEE IF THE RED SHOWS THROUGH AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP GETTING A GRAPE OR ORANGE BECAUSE ITS HARD TO TELL AND YOUVE ALREADY OPENED IT SO YOU HAVE TO EAT IT JESUS CHRIST ITS 2013 GIVE US LABELED POPSICLES
ray-winters-sings
tyleroakley
Zoomed in and found this gem
I think I found someone who knows about the camera
Hello there, observant person!
uh oh
i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad
bonus:
special protected fire hydrant
Bucket
damnnnnn
enemy spotted
i spent a solid 10 minutes zooming into the distance to find anything gay
and here they are, reblog for thriving queer energy
